Oh, fuck me.

santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money