cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass
This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever
ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES
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Liz: You’re smiling, did something good happen?
Michelle: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Ned: Peter tripped and fell in the parking lot.
(Source: twitter.com, via alexander)
I WAS LOOKING AT MY FRIENDS MOLE AND DISCOVERED THAT HER CHIN IS ACTUALLY A SHARK
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waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence
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If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive
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